Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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