it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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