just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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