My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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