just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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