not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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