They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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