think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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