everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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