i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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