she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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