I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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