Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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