Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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