can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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