She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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