...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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