I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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