Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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