what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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