question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Use "feeling words"
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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