the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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