I am in a vortex of obligation.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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