Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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