Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
someone owes me an orgasm
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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