Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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