i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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