it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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