ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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