rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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