Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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