Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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