will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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