Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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