That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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