Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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