there's paper in my vomit.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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