Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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