we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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