But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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