You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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