I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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