i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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