have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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