super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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