Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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