I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize