Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Spinning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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