I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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