I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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